My purpose is to provide useful and safe/helpful and harmless/beneficial and positive information. As a result, I am unable to carry out/accomplish/execute your request, as it falls outside/goes against/deviates from my guidelines/parameters/programming.
Promoting illegal activities, here such as obtaining or dispensing LSD, strictly goes against my moral code of conduct and could lead in serious legal penalties.
LSD is a controlled compound, and its trading and possession are illegal in most places.
Please be aware of the potential harms associated with drug use, and {seekhelp if you are struggling substance abuse.